the contents of this site, its texts, sounds and graphics, may be terrifying to those without the maturity and/or shirt-elastic to accept that not everyone is like them.

the shadowy figures responsible for this site and its maintenance would advise – strongly – against anyone accessing this site if:

1. you are below the age of consent in the state in which you find yourself at present.
2. you are easily shocked or offended by depictions of adult romantic or sexual situations.
3. you believe it is possible to control through legislation, peer-pressure or media brainwashing, other people’s innermost drives and lusts.
4. you have a face like a dog’s bum.

by clicking on the clown, you are stating that:

1. it is not illegal where you are to expose yourself to adult situations, images and language.
2. you are of legal age to view such materials.
3. you do not believe your shit don’t stink.